If Buddy the Elf was a Halloween character, that would be my niece. And this would be her motto:

1. Treat every day like Halloween.
2. There’s room for everyone on the naughty list.
3. The best way to spread Halloween fears is to put on your “apocalypse doctor” mask during a global pandemic and head to the grocery store.

This is my niece… I find her to be hilarious. She loves Halloween. She showed up to a random non-Halloween party last year in full Halloween make up. She does amazing make -up for any occasion. I love her scarecrow costume.

Speaking of scary. It was haircut day here in hell over the weekend. I used to cut my husbands hair but about 5 years ago, I handed him $20, sent him to Great Clips and never looked back. He needed a haircut before they shut down the salons 3 weeks ago, so…