Ayahuasca Shaman Dreading Another Week Of Guiding Tech CEOs To Spiritual Oneness – The Onion – America’s Finest News Source

June 14, 2016 Hālau ʻĀha Hūi Lanakila

IQUITOS, PERU—Saying he was trying not to think about how awful the next few days would be, master ayahuasca shaman Piero Salazar expressed his sense of dread Tuesday as he confirmed his week would once again be spent guiding American tech CEOs to spiritual oneness.

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trishlee75 says:

June 14, 2016 at 3:17 pm

Hysterical!

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